I spend my days and nights protecting the people of Isla Tesoro from pirates. But today I overheard the Captain arguing with the Mayor. I'm sure I heard mention of the Treasury and then the talk turned to that scoundrel, Jack Sparrow. Why do I risk life and limb every day to repel pirates, for the Mayor to keep one of them safe within our walls?! The Captain obviously shares my feelings, as their conversation ended abruptly when the Captain announced that, "Jack Sparrow will be the death of us all!"