The Crew of the Headless Monkey
Discover the Journals of the Headless Monkey's Captain.
A Fateful Pursuit
A Fateful Pursuit, by Captain Kate Capsize. Did Guybrush Threepwood make it to the Sea of Thieves? I may never know for sure. I, on the other hand, never arrived. Also, I think I might be slightly dead. The Headless Monkey is a wreck once again, already part of the weird pirate town they've got going on here. There'll be no salvaging her this time. I do still have a ship, though – my little glass-bottomed boat! How can it be here, in this strange not-life full of ghostly voices? Maybe I shouldn't ask. My crew are off in the tavern, and I don't think they'll be leaving any time soon. They're at home here in a way that I can never be. I miss the sunlight! I'm going to set sail, find a way back to life and then... Well, let's see what the seas have in store! I've realised revenge isn't worth living, and certainly not dying for.Sailor's GraveA Headless Monkey
A Headless Monkey, by Captain Kate Capsize. THREEPWOOD! A name I shall take great pleasure in etching into a gravestone with my own dagger for what he did to my new ship's pride and joy. I'd quite forgotten that the witless, hopeless, clueless buffoon previously removed the head of the figurehead that gives the Mad Monkey its name! One day I shall take great pleasure in tying the selfish swindler to what remains of the figurehead and parading him around the port, but until then... Making do, I have returned from the shipwright with a new nameplate for our ship. Together, my new crew and I shall sail on the Headless Monkey! That's a name that a certain Guybrush Threepwood, pirate pretender, and his job-ditching bride Governor Elaine would do well to remember...Fresh Waters
Fresh Waters, by Captain Kate Capsize. I have a ship, she has a name. I have a crew, we have our course! The Sea of Thieves is a legendary pirate paradise, home to some of the most feared marauders to ever sails the seas – or so the stories go. Naturally, only Threepwood would be arrogant enough to presume he has a place there, let alone treat it as a romantic getaway spot for his honeymoon. If he'd been sailing alone I'm sure he'd be marooned by now, but while Elaine has seriously bad taste in husbands, she's a capable pirate. I have to assume that Threepwood somehow made it to the Sea of Thieves. And that means I must do the same.Raising the Mad Monkey
Raising the Mad Monkey, by Captain Kate Capsize. If I'm to locate Threepwood and teach him a very pointy lesson about having innocent people locked up so you can steal their beverages, I'll need help. I knew I'd need the help of the local authorities, but infurtatingly, Governor Marley turned out to have eloped with none other than Threepwood himself. Yuck! Fortunately, if there is one thing we're not lacking in this part of the world, it's bureaucrats. Governor Phatt was ready and willing to meet with me. I must confess that it turns my stomach to think of my pieces of eight going to feed that man's endless gluttony, but I'm willing to do what must be done. Besides, if what I hear about Threepwood's honeymoon destination is true, I'll soon have more than enough treasure in my hold...Somewhere in the Caribbean
Somewhere in the Caribbean, by Captain Kate Capsize. Today, with more than a little reluctance, I sold my beautiful glass-bottomed boat. I could hardly bear to let her go, but she's too small and too slow for the kind of lengthy sea journey I'll be embarking on. So it's bye-bye, boat. I have a pressing need for a galleon, something that will see me through thick and thin as I head out on a journey to find the man who framed me. Luckily, that same man once chartered my glass-bottomed boat and led me to the location of a particularly spectacular shipwreck. It's a shipwreck I intend to salvage, repair, and use to track down the dolt who had me sent to jail in his stead. A dolt named Guybrush Threepwood.
